Dearest Wal Mart,
I found the perfect pair of pants today, deep within your fluorescent caverns.
They were grey (the best colour for pants), and they had this really cool wash (a wash I don't think ACE girls would wear!!!)
I put them against my body, and they were gonna fit my big bad self, but waaaay too long for my leggies
and then I turned them over, and what did I see???
FUCKING EMBROIDERED FLOWERS AND FUCKING GEMS!!!!1
Why, why do you ruin everysingle thing you make with something so retarded!!
I don't even know what else to say to you right now....
-Alicia
P.S. Make bigger pants (sans gems/embroidery)
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